Potty Training At it's Finest!!!

So today... I was passing Home Depot and thought... Hey, I really need to do something about this cold house I live in. I don't really know what but since I was here by Home Depot... someone in the "MAN" store, should have an idea of something I can do!

Well, as I was getting Mylah out of the car. She tells me... "Mommy, I really need to go potty!" OMG!!!! I am freaking out. Here she is on my hip, purse in hand, potty seat in the other and I have no idea where the bathrooms are in this huge store. So the second I saw a person in a orange vest... I screamed, "Where's the bathrooms, please!" They point the way to the "finish line", you might say. I started to ponder on the thought that at any moment, Mylah's bladder might give and my nice Lucky scent that I have going on... might turn into a little bit of a PEE smell.

I run to the bathrooms in a panic dash! So now picture this... here I am running with a potty seat in one arm, baby in the other, purse hitting people as I rush through the aisles and my daughter laughing at me. It was fun!!!!!

Well, as I turn the last turn to the restrooms. I notice the sign... "Sorry we are cleaning!" I don't pay it any attention and rush in with Mylah. Seeing a guy at the sink cleaning... I tell him... "I'm sorry... we're potty training!" Thinking to myself, that should solve any feeling of ill-will, Right!?!??!

Not really... this guy just looks at me, with a shocked and a little bewildered look. I try not to pay him any mind. So as I was putting Mylah's potty seat on the potty, I get the funny feeling to look around. Oh yes... there on the wall was hanging Urinals!!!!! I had run into the MEN's Bathroom. Oh I was embarressed and then asked out loud...not expecting a response... "Is this the Men's room?"

Now remember that Cleaner... Yeah, he wasn't cleaning... Oh NO... He was a man just washing his hands!!! He responsed back to me... "YES! Yes you are!!" I wanted to die, but Mylah and me were too far into this mission of potty going, that there was no time to retreat. I couldn't tell my duaghter now... "Okay Honey, hold it!" Yeah... that was not going to happen! So I let her finish her business and I ran her across the hall to the woman's without anyone seeing us.

Too bad that when we got in the bathroom, which was full of Home depot "woman" employees and customers... Mylah tells me, "Mommy... I like this bathroom better than the other one. It smells better!" I at that moment could feel the blood rush to my face. WoW... sometimes..... I just thank God I know how to laugh because this was funny!!!

That my friend's..... is Potty Training ...Tina Style!